6 Ways to Deal With North Korea

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The U.S. only has 6 options for dealing with North Korea and they’re all bad. Continue reading “6 Ways to Deal With North Korea”

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6 Ways to Deal With North Korea

300 Jedi vs. 60,000 Medieval Footmen

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Don’t mess with lightsaber-wielding Jedi. Continue reading “300 Jedi vs. 60,000 Medieval Footmen”

300 Jedi vs. 60,000 Medieval Footmen

Horny Moments In History: How The Civil War Really Ended

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On April 9th, 1865, General Robert E. Lee surrendered to to Union General Ulysses S. Grant at Appomattox, Virginia, putting an end to the American Civil War. The experience was deeply erotic! Continue reading “Horny Moments In History: How The Civil War Really Ended”

Horny Moments In History: How The Civil War Really Ended

The Civil War – A Film By Donald Trump

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Doubling down on his factually iffy ideas about the Civil War, President Trump is releasing a documentary about the famous conflict that took place in either 1975 or 1985. Continue reading “The Civil War – A Film By Donald Trump”

The Civil War – A Film By Donald Trump

How to confront a war criminal

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“You’ve participated in one of the biggest killings in human history. I want to know what it means to you.” Continue reading “How to confront a war criminal”

How to confront a war criminal